Ted Cruz Needs Our Help!
Dear Senator Cruz,
Far too often, I’m sure, your constituents think of interactions with our government in terms of what government can do for them. I’d like to reach across the aisle to offer something for you.
Considering that your participation in the false Retrumplican narrative of a “Stolen Election” now leaves you with blood on your hands, I thought I’d do something nice. Please consider using the enclosed bar of soap to help you wash said blood from your hands.
Then, hopefully, in just a few years, we can collectively wash our hands of you.
Your ever-helpful constituent,
Paul R Pearson