– Movie Review: Ankle Biters (2002)

Ankle Biters

A.K.A. Nattens Engel

– 1/2 –


D: Adam Minarovich

Adam Minarovich, Michael Moore, Timothy Faye, Catherine Brissey, Jeremy Busby, Jaime Burch

You know you’re in trouble when the opening credits don’t tell you the director’s name! 3-feet tall with 2-inch fangs, midget vampires invade a small Alabama or South Carolina town (it seems to have been filmed in both).

Never heard of this one before? I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you about it. Please send sympathy money. I had to sit through this one so you wouldn’t have to (I had to have my computer working on a large print job — and lift weights — while watching this one so it wouldn’t be a total waste of my time).

With comedic value for serious cannabis users only.