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TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA | THIS DARKNESS: THE IMMORTAL STRUGGLE | TO SLEEP WITH A VAMPIRE

TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA

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1970 / 91m. or 95m.

D: Peter Sasdy DP: Arthur Grant

Christopher Lee, Linda Hayden, Geoffrey Keen, Gwen Watford


might review some day

THIS DARKNESS: THE IMMORTAL STRUGGLE

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2003 / 100m.

D: Dylan O'Leary DP: John McLeod

Dylan O’Leary, David Everritt, Jenevieve Frank, Amanda Cook


The safest $100 in existence is the cash I have for anyone who can show me a more horrible waste of my time. Easily worse than Ed Wood’s notoriously bad Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Investors and university Deans want to know how scientist O’Leary is spending research money. He’s secretly developing a vampire antivirus. The FBI gets involved (only 1 agent - highly unlikely) and they hash [what the filmmakers must have been smoking] out a plot to kill the Master of Darkness, the most powerful vampire ever – who just happens to be living alone in a Civil War fort in Pensacola, FL. Not the inside of the abandoned fort, the outside. There is absolutely nothing about this pile of shit any self-respecting fly would land on.

Amanda Cook (as Dr. Mary Kmae) is easily one of the most lovely, luscious and sexy women to ever step in front of a camera, but she couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag (or is it just bad direction, material...etc?)

Subtitled “The Vampire Virus”. Where’s the Lysol?

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TO SLEEP WITH A VAMPIRE

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1992 / 81m.

D: Adam Friedman

Scott Valentine, Charlie Spradling


Better than average, but not great. Valentine plays an only somewhat believable denizen of darkness, while Spradling is wonderful as an end-of-her-rope stripper on the brink of suicide. Since she won’t be missed, the vampire Jacob (Valentine) steals her away to let her live until dawn - if she tells him what the sun feels like. At times touching, at times silly, but always a different take on the vampire legend (Spradling’s Nina character, upon discovering her captor is a vampire, laments he is not wealthy, not dashing and handsome, can’t do this, that, etc...).

Sex and stripping scenes of Spradling’s marvelously luscious breasts are superb.