Velcome, my fanged friends, to my twist on the genre of Vampire Film Review Websites.


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THIS SITE AND ITS INNER PAGES ARE A PROJECT "IN-THE-WORKS"


  How to Use This Site

I put this site together in a very easy, simple and self-explanatory manner that even you could understand. But then again I am an immortal and you are not. So to help you plebians out, I provide this guide.


Feel free to use this large, informative database by directly linking to a review on your Website or Social Networking site, but please send me a link.

You can find a film by several means:

  • >> By Title; by going to the alphabetical buttons on the left side of any page, go to the first letter of a title; within, the title of each movie on that page is listed at top. From there you can click to jump to the movie you want, or
  • >> Alphabetical Listing; here, every movie mentioned on this site is listed, whether reviewed or not, in a long alpha listing. From there you can page jump to a title directly. Or,
  • >> By Year; by visiting the Chronological Listing, you can, year-by-year, see our subject evolve (titles within a year are listed alphabetically).

Nowhere do I claim to have a review to every single fucking Vampire Movie ever made, but this is eventually my ultimate effort. So don't even bother me with bitchin' about this unless you follow the rules for doing so on the Contact Page.

I have gone above and beyond for this site, by giving pages that explain many aspects of arcane incunabula related to themes used in Vampire Movies, or at least that should be. Visit the Thematic Explanations page for more cool info than you ever knew existed.

In addition, I have a few listings you may or may not be interested in, including the a page where movies discuss the beginnings of vampires, called Origins Explaned, a listing of vampire movies where the word "vampire" is never used, called No-"V"-Word (just because I'm kinda' anal) and did you know there are actually movies where Vampires Win?

  • My review is based on a 0 to 4-star system:

  • - nyr -

    = not yet reviewed

  • - -

    = zero stars = run, don't walk away

  • - * -

    = something fair, but only for enthusiasts

  • - ** -

    = not bad, might be worth a look

  • - *** -

    = quite decent, but not near perfect

  • - **** -

    = bloody delicious, worth your time

Indefinite articles are not counted as words, and are also after the title, so if you want THE FORSAKEN, don't look under "T".


example

Movie titles are shown in ALL CAPS, while TV productions, etc., are UpperCase And LowerCase.

Here are a few other explanations:
/ S / = silent
/ B&W / = black & white
/ MFTVM / = made for tv movie
/ D: - DP: / = director and director of photography/cinematographer/videographer

  OTHER SITES doing the same thing Here's a site I recently (2509.27) discovered which is a better, more comprehensive similar site: https://simkl.com/5743957/list/60519/vampire-movies?tags=vampire,vampires&sort=a-z Please visit that site as well, as it has plenty more to offer than this site.  
 

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If you have any suggestions on improving this site, go fuck yourself*.

ROBB GRAVES